I wannas sexs uuuuu
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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