her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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