Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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