ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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