Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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