I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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