Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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