I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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