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(978): View more from Massachusetts

every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.

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(317): View more from Indiana

just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny

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(515): View more from Iowa

I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!

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(719): View more from Colorado

I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.

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(360): View more from Washington

Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You brought string cheese to the strip club

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(609): View more from New Jersey

My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now

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