No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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