I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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