butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
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I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
So. Much. Porn.
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