if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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