Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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