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so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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