Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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