so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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