I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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