I hate all girls vehemently.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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