what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
