it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Princesses don't give blow jobs
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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