He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
