Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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