he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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