I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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