ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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