# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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