So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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