Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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