My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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