some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I party with great urgency now.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Randomize
