the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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