white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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