Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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