i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Randomize
