You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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