I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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