Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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