i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
the raccoons are back...
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