dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
be right there i have to get my cape
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Randomize
