Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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