My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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