So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
