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i was rollin on her like bob the builder
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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