Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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