Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Randomize
