at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
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