At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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