were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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