he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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