we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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