I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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