woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
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