I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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