dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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