god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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