Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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