Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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